HIYA!

I was attacked by a bagel, cream cheese, and a bird on my way to work today. "how?" you ask. Well on my way to work I stopped and bought 2 asiago cheese bagels and before I got in the car I decided to cream one of them with cheese. Well I was just about to get on the freeway when out of no where a bird smacks into my windshield. Boy Did I let out the scream that could win me an Oscar. I threw my bagel at the windshield during my panic and it bounced back bonking me in the head. I had a mess to clean. I had cream cheese on the inside of the windshield and bird parts on the outside (EWWW Jr. has a doy doy doy attack!). I also had bagel and cream cheese all over myself. I went to a gas station and cleaned everything. What a way to start the day! If that is a reflection of the day than I might as well throw myself off the building.